Time To Say Goodnight

unicornsyglitter:

metaphorwaters:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

you didnt

YOU JUST RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE FORE ME. I HAD AVOIDED ALL SPOILERS UP UNTIL THIS POINT. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY.

spookythingy:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real?

the second from the top and the third from the bottom tho ooooomg

(via war-in-war-is-war-as-war)

spendapenny09:

eyeslikedust:

birdstump:

How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”

shipping-wreck
example of the lemon……things

(via lickmybellybutt0n)

robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 

(Source: thadoxtor, via lickmybellybutt0n)

thesonicscrew:

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

It’s literally the exact same as a normal clock though

(Source: ddnjapan, via war-in-war-is-war-as-war)

lomadia:

yogscasttom:

kill-dorothy:

yogscasttom:

alright we are a bit strange aren’t we

he’s

talking

to

himself.

that’s

what

you

think

If the baby turns out to be possessed by a demon, I’m not dealing with it.

(Source: yogscasttwitter)

nopotential:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

myurlhasbeencompromised:

pete-woolven:

Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

excuse me u have a lion in ur house

excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing

where can i buy these dogs

it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs

its been a whole year since anyone fucking messaged me explaining what a dog is.

(Source: joekeatinge, via war-in-war-is-war-as-war)

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos, via war-in-war-is-war-as-war)